weirdmoods:

legendofjaime:

what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something

this made me feel a lot better actually

(Source: buttflames, via crystallized-teardrops)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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    ♥        I wanna          ♥

      ♡      make out.  ♡
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(Source: funpoolparty, via borinq)

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

(via max-relax)

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

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